Article 5ZHPT Politician Still Gets Little Rush Every Time He Pretends To Be Like Poor Person

Politician Still Gets Little Rush Every Time He Pretends To Be Like Poor Person

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WASHINGTON-Quivering with excitement at the mere thought of acting as though he lived paycheck to paycheck, local politician Aaron Hastings told reporters Monday that he still got a rush every time he pretended to be like a poor person. Even after all these years of running for office, nothing gets my juices going...

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