Article 5ZP8H Entire U.S. Police Force Flees Country After Hearing Gunman Inside Nation

Entire U.S. Police Force Flees Country After Hearing Gunman Inside Nation

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UNITED STATES-Throwing their arms up into the air and screaming while frantically sprinting toward every single American border, the entire U.S. police force reportedly fled the country Thursday after hearing that there was a gunman somewhere inside the nation. Oh my God, run, run for your lives, someone in the...

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