Article 5ZW7H ‘I Said No Gifts!’ Screams Mom As Cloud Of Birthday Presents Begin To Violently Swirl Around Room

‘I Said No Gifts!’ Screams Mom As Cloud Of Birthday Presents Begin To Violently Swirl Around Room

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HUDSONVILLE, MI-Glaring at the family members who had dared disrespect her wishes, local mother Clarissa Sandona reportedly screamed I said no gifts!" Wednesday as a cloud of birthday presents began to violently swirl around the room. I told you I have everything I need," said Sandona, her hair fluttering in the...

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