Article 5ZXKM 35-Year-Old Unsure Why He Underwhelmed By First-Place Win In Magic: The Gathering Tournament

35-Year-Old Unsure Why He Underwhelmed By First-Place Win In Magic: The Gathering Tournament

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SEATTLE-Saying he lacked any sense of personal fulfillment following the victory, local 35-year-old Jason Prasker reported Thursday that he was unsure why he felt so underwhelmed by his first-place win in a regional Magic: The Gathering tournament. Yeah, it's strange-I worked for this for years, and yet somehow,...

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