Article 5ZYZP Enlightened Judge Sentences Murderer To Ego Death By Means Of Ayahuasca

Enlightened Judge Sentences Murderer To Ego Death By Means Of Ayahuasca

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AUSTIN, TX-Addressing the defendant in a searing indictment of his attachment to the material world, enlightened Judge Harry Nagel reportedly sentenced murderer Bill Kalinowski to ego death Friday by means of ayahuasca ceremony. Due to his heinous crimes, Mr. Kalinowski will be forced to undergo a state-mandated...

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