Article 601KW Dad Asks If They Still Make Cocaine

Dad Asks If They Still Make Cocaine

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CINCINNATI-Suddenly expressing a curiosity about the recreational stimulant he had enjoyed as a young adult, local man Terry Coburn, 58, reportedly asked his daughter this week if they still made cocaine. Oh man, there used to be this stuff that was amazing, what was it called? Oh yeah, cocaine! Do they still make...

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