Friend Who Doesn’t Drink Announces Plans To Buy Weirdest Fucking Soda Imaginable
by from on (#60K7M)
MILWAUKEE-Stressing that he would much rather indulge in something flavored with huckleberry or an essence of sarsaparilla, Jason Torres, a local friend who doesn't drink, announced plans Tuesday to buy the weirdest fucking soda imaginable. Yes, I used to enjoy alcohol, but now I prefer to drink new and fun things...