Article 60YM4 Supreme Court Casually Mentions Nation Now Divided Into Six Provinces Ruled By Conservative Justices

Supreme Court Casually Mentions Nation Now Divided Into Six Provinces Ruled By Conservative Justices

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WASHINGTON-In a tangential footnote appended to its 6-3 decision in West Virginia v. Environmental Protection Agency, the Supreme Court casually declared Thursday that the nation had been divided into six provinces, each of which would be ruled by a Republican-appointed justice. The court hereby decrees that the six...

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