Article 611XZ Pharmacist Denies Woman Birth Control Pills On Grounds That He’s Her Son From Future

Pharmacist Denies Woman Birth Control Pills On Grounds That He’s Her Son From Future

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HOT SPRINGS, AR-Shocked by the healthcare professional's refusal to fill her prescription, local woman Claire Murphy was reportedly denied birth control pills Tuesday on the grounds that the pharmacist was her son from the future. I'm sorry, ma'am, but for moral and ethical reasons, I cannot give you a prescription...

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