Article 615EC World Bowling Championship Postponed After Lanes Already Reserved For 11th Birthday Party

World Bowling Championship Postponed After Lanes Already Reserved For 11th Birthday Party

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BIRMINGHAM, AL-Apologizing that athletes, fans, and coaches were forced to sit idle and watch 5th graders bowl, organizers of the World Bowling Championship announced Thursday that the event had been postponed after the lanes had been reserved for an 11th birthday party. We are so sorry, but the World Bowling...

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