Article 61BX9 New Bullet Approved For Use On Humans

New Bullet Approved For Use On Humans

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SILVER SPRING, MD-Saying the ammunition would soon be available over the counter, the FDA reportedly approved a new bullet Tuesday for use on humans. Given their high level of effectiveness in our trials, we have decided to authorize these new bullets for human use," said FDA commissioner Robert Califf, explaining...

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