Article 61BYP Report: You Going To Be Alone For Rest Of Your Life And The Reason Is You Refuse To Take A Bath

Report: You Going To Be Alone For Rest Of Your Life And The Reason Is You Refuse To Take A Bath

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NEW YORK-A report released Wednesday confirmed that you are going to be alone for the rest of your life and the reason is you refuse to take a bath. You just don't smell good-that's the whole reason why things aren't working out for you romantically," read the report in part, ruling out other factors in your...

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