Article 61M8V Woman Has Friend On Standby To Drive Car Through Bar Window In Case Date Going Badly

Woman Has Friend On Standby To Drive Car Through Bar Window In Case Date Going Badly

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ST. LOUIS-Explaining that it was always a good idea to have an exit strategy, local woman Nicole Massey told reporters Wednesday she has a friend on standby to drive a car through the bar window in case the date goes badly. Hopefully I won't need her, but if by chance there's no chemistry between me and this guy,...

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