Article 61S2K Breakdancer’s Corpse Continues To Pop, Lock Minutes After Death

Breakdancer’s Corpse Continues To Pop, Lock Minutes After Death

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NEW YORK-Horrifying those gathered around the body, the corpse of local breakdancer Jacob Lapid reportedly continued Monday to pop and lock minutes after his death. It may seem strange to watch a corpse execute a perfect two-step, but the truth is these are nothing but ordinary muscle spasms," said pathologist Serena...

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