Panicking Neil deGrasse Tyson Starts To Fade From Reality After Scientifically Disproving Own Existence
NEW YORK-Murmuring no, no, no" as he feverishly scribbled equations on a sheet of graph paper, a panicking Neil deGrasse Tyson reportedly began to fade from reality Wednesday after scientifically disproving his own existence. Dear God, the numbers, they aren't adding up-and if that's true, then by my calculations, I...