Article 626D5 Epidemiologist Blows Conch Horn After Spotting New Covid Variant Cresting Over Horizon

Epidemiologist Blows Conch Horn After Spotting New Covid Variant Cresting Over Horizon

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GENEVA-Taking a deep breath and sounding the alarm for all in the land to hear, epidemiologist Hans Zehnder reportedly blew a conch horn Friday after spotting a new Covid variant cresting over the horizon. Hark, a new variant approaches!" Zehnder cried from his perch atop the World Health Organization watchtower,...

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