Article 62J8Q Department Of Transportation Allocates $2 Billion To Finally Make Nation Look All Futuristic And Shit

Department Of Transportation Allocates $2 Billion To Finally Make Nation Look All Futuristic And Shit

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WASHINGTON-Highlighting a variety of groundbreaking infrastructure projects, the U.S. Department of Transportation announced Tuesday it would allocate $2 billion toward a major new initiative to finally make the nation look all futuristic and shit. Everything is going to have this super sleek and angular design, and...

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