Article 62KMS Monsanto Executive Threatens To Detonate Every Corncob In Nation Unless Demands Met

Monsanto Executive Threatens To Detonate Every Corncob In Nation Unless Demands Met

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ST. LOUIS-Warning that the corn found in kitchens, grocery stores, and restaurants across the country were ticking time bombs, Monsanto executive Jeff Dunbarton threatened to detonate every corncob in the nation Wednesday unless his demands were met. Should you fail to deliver the $20 billion I require, I will be...

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