Article 62YKB Rural Resident Has To Travel More Than 2 Miles To Hear Nearest Neighbors Have Sex

Rural Resident Has To Travel More Than 2 Miles To Hear Nearest Neighbors Have Sex

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CRAWFORD COUNTY, IN-Noting the stark differences between country and city life, rural resident Pat McCalahan confirmed Friday that he has to travel more than two miles from where he lives to hear his nearest neighbors having sex. It's not like in Chicago or New York where your neighbors are right on the other side of...

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