Article 630YW Surgeon Tying Patient’s Tubes Salts And Curses Uterus For Good Measure

Surgeon Tying Patient’s Tubes Salts And Curses Uterus For Good Measure

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CLEVELAND-Stressing that it never hurt to cover your bases, local surgeon Dr. Alicia Harkins reportedly completed the procedure for tying a patient's fallopian tubes Monday by salting and cursing the woman's uterus for good measure. Hear me, oh spirits! Grant that this uterus become entirely fallow and forever...

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