Article 633JJ Inmate Regrets Wearing Shorts To Execution After Feeling Thighs Stick To Electric Chair

Inmate Regrets Wearing Shorts To Execution After Feeling Thighs Stick To Electric Chair

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COLUMBIA, SC-Groaning in disgust at the uncomfortable sensation, local inmate Thomas McLean reportedly regretted wearing shorts to his execution Wednesday after feeling his thighs stick to the electric chair. Good God, I bet they never clean these things, either," said the convicted murderer, who fidgeted in the seat...

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