Article 63BGQ Distraught Factory Farmer Knew He Shouldn’t Have Named All 7,000 Pigs

Distraught Factory Farmer Knew He Shouldn’t Have Named All 7,000 Pigs

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IOWA FALLS, IA-Enjoying one last morning with his four-legged friends, distraught factory farmer Bill Hanrahan confirmed Wednesday that he knew he shouldn't have named all 7,000 pigs. I don't know why I always make this harder than it needs to be," said Hanrahan, choking up as he began the long process of saying...

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