Article 63C8N Israel Deploys Low-Speed Targeted Rockets That Follow Individual Palestinians Around Throughout Day

Israel Deploys Low-Speed Targeted Rockets That Follow Individual Palestinians Around Throughout Day

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JERUSALEM-In a major technological breakthrough, the Israel Defense Forces reportedly deployed new low-speed rockets Wednesday that follow individual Palestinian residents around throughout the day. Moving at speeds of three to five miles per hour, these rockets will always be trailing 10 feet behind all Palestinians...

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