Article 63ECY Study: Married Americans Spend 40 Minutes Each Year Pointing Gun At Sleeping Spouse

Study: Married Americans Spend 40 Minutes Each Year Pointing Gun At Sleeping Spouse

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CHICAGO-Noting that the bedtime ritual appeared to be an essential part of nearly every marital relationship, a study published Friday by the American Journal Of Sociology found that married couples spend nearly 40 minutes each year pointing a gun at their sleeping spouse. Our findings suggest that married Americans...

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