Article 63PVQ Blackout Drunk Man Reasons That More Alcohol Could Only Make Him Feel Even Better

Blackout Drunk Man Reasons That More Alcohol Could Only Make Him Feel Even Better

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CONCORD, NH-Concluding that more drinks must equal more fun, local blackout drunk man Kyle Baits told his fellow patrons at Tandy's Pub on Friday that consuming more alcohol could only make him feel even better. It stands to reason that if alcohol has made me feel this good already, then continuing to drink should...

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