Dying Polar Bear Has To Admit Owning A Private Jet Would Be Fucking Sick
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SVALBARD, NORWAY-Explaining it totally got the appeal, catastrophic environmental consequences aside," a dying 8-year-old polar bear reportedly admitted Monday that owning a private jet would be fucking sick. Aw, man, I have to be honest, I would trade all the glaciers in the world to show up to Vegas in one of...