Article 64HT3 Offensive Coordinator Draws Up Perfect Play For Crushing Defenseless Photographer On Sideline

Offensive Coordinator Draws Up Perfect Play For Crushing Defenseless Photographer On Sideline

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GLENDALE, AZ-Laughing to himself as he imagined the unsuspecting person lying under a tangle of players, Eagles offensive coordinator Shane Steichen reportedly drew up a new play Sunday that would perfectly crush a defenseless photographer on the sidelines. This is perfect-they will never see this coming, and the...

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