Article 64P8K Positive Pregnancy Test Immediately Sprouts Robotic Legs, Scans Woman’s Face With Laser

Positive Pregnancy Test Immediately Sprouts Robotic Legs, Scans Woman’s Face With Laser

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DALLAS-Releasing the appendages from its sides after two pink lines appeared in the results window, a positive pregnancy test was said to have immediately sprouted robotic legs Thursday before scanning local woman Trish Nehorai's face with a laser. Identity: Trish Nehorai," confirmed the Clearblue stick, its...

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