Article 64QE6 New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus

New Corkscrew Whirlycoaster IUD Gets Sperm Cell Too Dizzy To Find Uterus

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PITTSBURGH-Boasting a 99% efficacy rate in the prevention of pregnancy, birth-control brand Mirena released a new corkscrew whirlycoaster IUD Thursday that reportedly gets sperm cells too dizzy to find the uterus. With Mirena's latest intrauterine device, sperm cells are placed in a miniature bench seat, strapped...

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