Article 65A79 Child Forced Into Pumpkin Costume Feels First Twinge Of Rage That Will One Day Make Him Mass Shooter

Child Forced Into Pumpkin Costume Feels First Twinge Of Rage That Will One Day Make Him Mass Shooter

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WINAMAC, IN-As the previously latent fury hidden deep within him began to awaken, sources reported Monday that a local child forced into a pumpkin costume felt the first twinge of a rage that would one day inspire him to become a mass shooter and commit indiscriminate murder.

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