Article 65DS5 NBA Scouts Salivating Over 7'1" European Floor Sweeper

NBA Scouts Salivating Over 7'1" European Floor Sweeper

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UTENA, LITHUANIA-Agreeing that the prospect had what it took to make an immediate impact at the NBA level, scouts were reportedly salivating Thursday over a 7-foot-1-inch-tall European floor sweeper. With his reach and wingspan, Marijus [Petrauskas] should be able to get out there and mop sweat off the floor faster...

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