Article 65HZK Regular Been Coming To Local Diner Long Enough To Know All The Forks By Name

Regular Been Coming To Local Diner Long Enough To Know All The Forks By Name

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JERSEY CITY, NJ-Watching him settle into his favorite corner booth for a late breakfast, sources reported Monday that local regular Dale Jenkins has been coming to Miss America Diner long enough to know all the different forks by name. Lenny, Frank, Alice-how the hell are ya?" the man said to three of the diner's...

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