Article 65T5R Arsonist Worried He Forgot To Turn Stove On Before Leaving House

Arsonist Worried He Forgot To Turn Stove On Before Leaving House

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WILLIAMSPORT, PA-Attempting to reassure himself that the home was probably up in flames right at this very moment, local arsonist Quincy Hooper reportedly expressed concern Monday that he had forgotten to turn the stove on before leaving the house. Not to be neurotic, but I did leave all four burners on, right?" said...

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