Article 66928 Man Hopes No One Can Tell He’s Bald Under Full Head Of Hair

Man Hopes No One Can Tell He’s Bald Under Full Head Of Hair

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GREAT FALLS, MT-Nervously readjusting his thick and healthy follicles, local man Mike Chesper told reporters Monday that he hoped no one could tell he was totally bald under his full head of hair. I try to cover it up with my voluminous locks, but I'm worried it's obvious that, beneath it all, I'm bald as can be,"...

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