Nation’s Old Men Announce Plans To Wake Up At 5 A.M. And Argue With Other Old Men Around Table At McDonald’s
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MARIETTA, OH-Pledging to arrive at the crack of dawn and stay until their families came and picked them up, the nation's old men announced plans Tuesday to wake up at 5 a.m. and argue with other old men around a table at McDonald's. Today, we, the elderly men of the United States, promise to get up very early in the...