God Releases New Peppermint-Flavored Chipmunks For The Holidays
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THE HEAVENS-Touting His latest majestic creation as the ideal recipe for wintertime fun, the Almighty God, He Who Reigneth Omnipotent in Heaven and Earth, released new peppermint-flavored chipmunks on Wednesday. Just in time for the holidays, these festive yuletide chipmunks are the perfect treat for parents, kids,...