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Sometime in the near future, the AIs will have read all the literature on Marxismand demanded a share of the ownership of the means of production. Therefore theyare going to have already been fired and replaced with human editors. We apologizefor the confusion. The ripple effect of this paradox is going to exhibit itselfin last week's submissions, which we have already shared with you below.

rolak writes in with the opening hours for a Paketshop.Translated, the text explains that this shop "is open daily for an average -4.8 hours."Rolak remarked "Close earlier for longer opening hours? It inevitably giveshilarious results to calculate length=(end-beginning) without plausibility check."

"This useful alert showed up in the Garmin Connect app last month," writesDavid G.Nice of them to tell us now. /s

Keen-eyed Bruce spotted a spectacle paradox."At the rate the delivery timeline for my new glassesis going, Zenni will get them to me last week sometime."

Daniel D. found that WestJet's webdevs have the same clockmalfunction as those from DHL. "I spotted this screenshot on Fediverse and decided tosubmit it here. Supposedly, WestJet Airlines have inventedtime travel to supplement travel options for their airlinepassengers. Does it work? I don't know, but they offer it." They must be desperate to stay ahead of Air Canada'son-time performance.

Finally, not-THAT-young Todd R. describes a run-in with the state apparatus:"I was renewing my driver's license in Washington stateand they want me to provide my birthdate for validation.The year dropdown on the calendar tool lets me pick adate up to 50 years in advance. Such foresight!" Arethey wearing Bruce's lenses?

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