Article 673JK Petco Begins Selling Pre-Killed Gerbils

Petco Begins Selling Pre-Killed Gerbils

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SAN DIEGO-Saving customers the work of murdering the adorable rodents themselves, Petco announced Thursday that it would begin selling pre-killed gerbils. We are happy to provide pet owners with added convenience by offering gerbils that come pre-killed," said Petco CEO Ron Coughlin, explaining that several varieties...

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