Article 677TG Childless Man Wonders Who’ll Be There To Neglect Him When He’s Old

Childless Man Wonders Who’ll Be There To Neglect Him When He’s Old

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LANSING, MI-Fretting anxiously over what the future held for him, local childless man Gary D'Amore reportedly wondered Tuesday who would be there to neglect him when he grew old. Most of my friends can count on their kids to shove them in a nursing home and completely forget about them in their twilight years, but...

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