Article 67ARV Flesh-Eating Bacteria Struggle To Chew Through Leathery Florida Residents

Flesh-Eating Bacteria Struggle To Chew Through Leathery Florida Residents

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FORT MYERS, FL-Unable to make their way through the hardened, sunburnt exterior, flesh-eating bacteria Vibrio vulnificus reportedly struggled Friday to chew through leathery Florida residents. Oh God, I can't even necrotize this person's skin, it's so damn tough," said one of the bacteria, claiming that the gristly...

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