Article 67GGF Nation’s Children Of Alcoholics Figure They Might As Well Get Really Good At Pool

Nation’s Children Of Alcoholics Figure They Might As Well Get Really Good At Pool

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AKRON, OH-During a press conference in which they described the game as the best option available for passing the long hours their parents spent drinking at bars, children of the nation's alcoholics announced Thursday that they might as well get really good at pool. Our moms and dads just ordered their fourth round,...

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