Article 67NV1 Bird Claims Its Mother Makes The Best Vomit In The World

Bird Claims Its Mother Makes The Best Vomit In The World

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DOTHAN, AL-Offering accolades for the homemade puke it grew up eating, a local barn swallow told reporters Friday that its mother made the best vomit in the world. I know everyone says this, but no one can regurgitate like my mom does," said the migratory songbird, explaining that it had eaten vomit from some of the...

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