Article 67X9B Man’s Family Too Ugly To Elicit Incestuous Fantasies

Man’s Family Too Ugly To Elicit Incestuous Fantasies

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COLUMBUS, OH-Grateful that his relatives weren't attractive enough to tempt him, local man Darren Doherty told reporters Tuesday that his family was too ugly to elicit any incestuous fantasies. Thank God my family is far too hideous for me to daydream about fucking them," said Doherty, claiming that if he were part...

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