Article 67X9E 2024 Election To Be Decided By Whoever Can Keep Hand On White House The Longest

2024 Election To Be Decided By Whoever Can Keep Hand On White House The Longest

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WASHINGTON-In an effort to award the country's highest office to the nominee who wants it the most, officials announced Tuesday that the 2024 presidential election would be decided by whoever could keep their hand on the White House the longest. Beginning today, all candidates hoping to become president of the United...

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