Article 686BX Phrase ‘Footloose And Fancy Free’ Makes Sudden, Confusing Return To Woman’s Vocabulary During First Date

Phrase ‘Footloose And Fancy Free’ Makes Sudden, Confusing Return To Woman’s Vocabulary During First Date

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BLOOMINGTON, IN-In a shocking development that came mere minutes into sitting down with the prospective partner at a regional coffee shop, the phrase footloose and fancy free" made a sudden and confusing return to local woman Tara Waldman's vocabulary during a first date, sources reported Wednesday. Oh my God, where...

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