Article 688M7 Error'd: Or Else

Error'd: Or Else

by
Lyle Seaman
from The Daily WTF on (#688M7)

This week I read an article which asserted that the AI singularity is still several years away.Maybe they should wait until then before they start threatening us?

The first of the last of the humans, Greg took the time to wonder about the meaning of this warning. Or is it a threat?"One of our in-house web applications implements an automaticlogout, but also lets you get a warning when you have afew minutes left before it does this. Their warning leavesme a bit puzzled, though, since it seems to imply thatit's a manual session timeout, and perhaps if I don'tclose the session in 5 minutes, I'll stay logged in? Orwill the world just end?" Run, Greg. Run.

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Literate Totty invokes Heller, calling this a Google-22. "I'm sure Captain Yosarian would sympathizewith my attempt to quit Google AdSense"I'd be crazy to disagree.

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SpeedyStewart snickered "Apparently Waze thought we were driving at over 400mphdown the English M1 motorway (highway). If only. Wouldhave stopped us being late."

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Anterogradian Andreas averred "My DSL line will be up in two weeks. Can't wait!"Or else it has been down for the last two weeks.

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Finally this week, a testy testee attested anonymously"Pressing either the ' Test ' or 'Test' buttons doesnothing. Does this mean I failed?" I'm afraid you're goingto need to repeat the survey.

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