‘Wowie Zowie, An Email From Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff!’ Cries Imaginary Person Marketed To By DNC
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PORTSMOUTH, NH-Exclaiming with hypothetical delight upon receiving the correspondence from the vice president's husband, local imaginary person Caitlin Hofstadter reportedly reacted to a Democratic National Committee fundraising message Monday by crying out, Wowie zowie, an email from second gentleman Doug Emhoff!"...