No One Has Heart To Tell Man That They Are All Figments Of His Untethered Mind
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EUGENE, OR-Unsure how to break it to him that they didn't exist, sources in the head of local man Marshall Horbol confirmed Monday that no one had the heart to tell the 32-year-old they were all merely figments of his untethered mind. I'm worried he would take it really hard if he found out that everyone in his life...