Article 68XY1 Kidney Freaking Out After Waking Up In Cooler Full Of Ice With Rest Of Man Missing

Kidney Freaking Out After Waking Up In Cooler Full Of Ice With Rest Of Man Missing

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SKOPJE, NORTH MACEDONIA-Panicking while growing increasingly aware that there was no escape, a local kidney reportedly freaked out Thursday after waking up in a cooler full of ice with the rest of its man missing. Oh fuck, oh fuck! Oh shit, where the hell am I?" said the bean-shaped organ, becoming more terrified...

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