Cackling Oil Executive Watches Through Crystal Orb As Greta Thunberg Gets Lost In Nordic Forest
IRVING, TX-Throwing back his head as he let out a screeching cackle, ExxonMobil CEO Darren Woods was reportedly using his crystal orb Thursday to watch Greta Thunberg get lost in a Nordic forest. Dear little Greta, you seem to have stumbled into quite a quagmire this time," said Woods, grinning widely as he pressed...